the longest night of my life

(i am writing this while high, so forgive me if it's poorly spelled and rambling)

so it's the last night of the drive. the money's been raised (mostly), more importantly the word's been given, i can go home tomorrow. it will be exactly 6 weeks tomorrow that i started this bitch. so we decide to take it easy today. there's a guy, our collector (the guy who picks up the checks we get people to put out for us) who we haven't told that we're leaving so he doesn't get pissed and quit on us. yeah, i know, douchy, but this guy's a racist prick so i don't feel too bad. (he actually called obama a cotten picker), besides which, i pay him well. so anyway, we come in at the normal time, 9 am, our plan originally was to work till noon then we would pick up some bbq from this local place called clems that is out of this fucking world good. we were gonna spend the afternoon smoking and eating till dude got back, at which point we'd pay him, lay him off, and go back to the room for the night. hold on, gotta watch squidbillies. sweet, it's the one where rusty and early sell their souls to satan so they can rock on guitar. i like the power ballad. anyways, so yesterday, as we are making these plans, we notice a car pulling up into the lodge driveway, it's some lady, looked like she was in her 60's. turns out it's the sister of the president of the association. she informs us the president's on his way. so he shows up, he's a nice guy actually. he mentions that he's gonna be there today as well. so much for plan A. so basically we did everything the same, except we told the collector to go home and bring the money in tomorrow morning. then we went back to my room to smoke/eat pork (not a euphamism, this bbq was beyond description good). so this all wraps up around 2 pm, which leaves me with nothing to do for the rest of the day, but i can't leave until tomorrow. yar. so i take some melatonin, sleep for a couple hours. order some mexican food. around 9 pm i was pulling my hair out with boredom. suddenly, something i had been thinking about but never really committed to doing, going to see the watchmen movie finally, actually seemed like a possibility. turns out only one theatre in state college still has it on a screen, and the last show was in 20 minutes. so i threw on some pants and headed out before i could think about it too much. as i expected, it was a pretty empty theatre, probably 10 people in there total.

so watchmen the movie. ...was interesting. obviously it couldn't be as detailed as the book, but you can tell everyone involved clearly loved the source material. so much so that i think anyone who hasn't read the book will find it unbelievably boring. i suppose that's the problem with creating movies of sacred cow type graphic novels. in a comic, action is told through still shots and motion lines, it's the dialogue and the story telling that really shine. in a movie, specifically this genre of movie, dialogue is movie death. so all the action in movies like this (also 300 and sin city, also done by zach snyder i believe) is done in spurts with slow motion beauty shots in between, specifically creating slow moving versions of the panels of the novel. so that's all well and good, except in a story like watchmen, which is about much more than just killing people, it feels very slow. as someone who read and enjoyed, but does not love the source material, it was good, but not great.

so now i'm back in the room, bored again. some guy downstairs at the motel kept calling me jaime and asking me if i was going to a party. i'm not sure if he was drunk, or a pimp trying to interest me in the girl standing behind him, or possibly both. either way, i just wanted to get back in and get to bed. so i smoked a bit and here we are. goodnight everybody, i'm gonna get some shut eye and then tomorrow, I'M GOING HOME, BITCHES!

i swear, it looks like she lost her keys

what happens in state college uh, i guess everyone gets to know about

so yesterday there was a lodge meeting at the place where we are fundraising from, which meant, instead of our normal, spend 12 hours working, we just spent about 7 hours working then left the cops to their own devices. so we stopped at the giant on the way back to the motel so we could load up on crap for an evening of weed and junkfood, you know, like ya do. so as i'm leaving the car and walking into the store, i notice that in the car parked directly in front of us is a young couple, looked like college age, which would make sense, slumped way down in their seats. i made a joke to J about maybe she's giving him a handy or something but really didn't think much of it. so i go in, grab a couple items, and leave rather quickly. J takes a good 5-10 minutes longer. as i'm waiting in the car, i can help but notice that things seem to be heating up in the car right in front of me. (and i mean, parked like a foot from my bumper, facing me, i'm not a stalker here, folks. also, this was like 3 spaces from the front of the lot, not in the back, this was 5:30 pm in a crowded parking lot). so i see them kissing a bit, and she climbs over him and straddles him, which is funny cause her ass hits the car horn. they kiss a bit and then she climbs off him and leans her back agains the dashboard on her side and slumps down. now i don't know what was going on beneath the dash level, but a couple minutes later, she puts up the hood of her striped sweatshirt, kneels in her seat and i watch her head moving up and down in his lap, or rather, the back of her head. so now she's alternating between clearly tugging this guy's johnson and giving him a fairly public blow job. i didn't know what to do, i mean, i'm not against public indecency, and i'm all for this dude getting his rocks off with this cute chick, it would have been nice of him to share or something, but i get it. so yeah, J gets back in the car, this prompts the two of them to notice that i've been sitting there the whole time, she looks kinda embarrassed, but not that much, really. we drive off and leave them to their canoodling. i'm told this sort of thing happens all the time around here. i guess going to a small college like i did, there was plenty of room for couples to have sex in places that weren't right in front of me. I would just like to say for the record that i approve of this kind of behavior and, within reason, would appreciate a repeat performance. if there's any hot lesbians who wanna eat eachother out on the hood of their car (or my car, fuck it) in public, please drop me a line so i know where and when to be there. no fatties.